An account of His life, times, adventures and misadventures, introducing sundry Characters, both Nefarious and Uproarious
The power of the ‘HhhuuuUUUUTTT!’
“ Most folks can do most things if they’ve a mind.
You just have to fight the Badhbh* between your ears and the dangle-jawed bum scratchers ”
Ever feel you are living the wrong life?
Ever feel another life, your should-be life,
is out there waiting for you, if only
you had the courage to …
Do you like tinned pineapple chunks?
Have you answered yes to
any of those questions?
Then follow the Purple-Bellied Parrot
on a rip-roaring, globe-spanning adventure
packed with unforgettable characters.
His quest to live his should-be life.
In the sterile apartment of a city executive with unruly nasal hair where the
Purple-Bellied Parrot cannot even do the very thing he was born to do.
On the shores of a distant land after an epic journey which tests his courage,
his ingenuity and the bonds of friendship — to the limit.
The Purple-Bellied Parrot is a spell-binding, life-affirming tale, with the power to evoke laughter and tears from readers 11-100 years old.
Now in paperback! And don’t forget to click/check the footnotes!
Parental Advisory: Contains occasional mild imprecations like a*se and bo**ocks.
*Badhbh: Mythical Irish bird which creates fear and confusion amongst its enemies.
Praise for The Purple-Bellied Parrot ‘Butt-gustingly funny!’ - William’s nephew Ronnie.
‘A bostin’ book! Definitely worth £2.00.’ - William’s mate Stan who owes him a tenner.
‘S'good.’ - William’s niece Esmie.
‘Crackin’ characters! But have a box of hankies handy.’ - Jackie, who owns the offy.
‘A subtle yet poignant insight into the human condition, astutely observed from the viewpoint of a load of talking animals
What is going off?’ - Mrs Lush, William’s cleaning lady.
Note from Mrs Lush: I know William Fagus and he is too ‘unassuming’ to ask you to do this and in any case he thinks folks will magically find his book never mind
all the millions there are out there, so muggins here is asking for him.
If you read this book and you like it, please leave a review.
You don’t have to write loads. Apparently it helps the ‘bots’ (whatever they are) to find it and it gives new authors a leg-up and that.
Yours, Mrs Lush